If you didn't snag tickets to the Bruise Cruise, the maiden voyage of "a rock ’n’ roll music festival aboard a cruise ship sailing from Miami to Nassau," then, you, like me, are out of luck with making that, unless you find a way to snuggle yourself on someone's suitcase. However, we're going to try to bring some of the fun on air, as well as giveaway passes for the Bruise Cruise Pre - Party at Grand Central, all this week. Hopefully we can all get over the depression of living in tropical paradise year round. 

+ Check the jump for the Pre - Party set times:

MONDAY: 

INTERVIEW: Quintron of Quintron and Ms. Pussycat on Kev's Rotation Device, 4pm

This shit never happens!

TUESDAY: 

DJ SET: Jacuzzi Boys on MIAMI TIME, 8pm

Best glamour shot ever. Check this site post-interview for a gratuitous vitaminwater video interview question. 

WEDNESDAY: 

INTERVIEW: Turbo Fruits, sometime in the afternoon TBA

THURSDAY: 

INTERVIEW: Vivian Girls, 3 - 5pm

PARTY: Bruise Cruise Pre - Party 

Live Performances by:

7:00pm DOORS
7:30 pm Jacuzzi Boys (25 min set)
8:20 pm Turbo fruits (30 min set)
9:10pm Ty Segall (30 min set)
10:00pm Surfer Blood (30 min set)
10:50 pm Strange Boys (30 min set)
11:40 pm Thee Oh Sees (30 min set)
12:30am Vivian Girls (30 min set)
1:20 am Quintron and Miss Pussycat (30 min set)
2:10 am Black Lips (40 min set)

AWESOME!