So, I guess I’m a fun* person.

*Statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. Not guaranteed to be genuinely
fun, perceived “funness” could be little more than a flimsy façade. Surgeon
General’s Warning: Kevin Sands has been linked to increased exposure to
long, pointless tangents, people who wear at least a sport jacket regardless
of how casual the event is, independent music, and manual typewriters. No
resizing. All purchases are final and nontransferable. No CODs, please. See
store for details.